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At least they have fish. Or do they?

Burnt out neon Petco sign shows sales of lies and fish

When you know it’s time to change out your neon sign ballast

no sunbeam ever lies - e e cummings

Lies tarnish the soul. - Unknown

Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The patient always lies on the couch. - Unknown

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

The virtue lies in the struggle, not in the prize. - Richard Monckton Milnes

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

There are three kinds of falsehoods, lies, damned lies and statistics. - Arthur James Balfour

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

Do the duty which lies nearest to you, the second duty will then become clearer. - Thomas Carlyle

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies. - John Hodgman

What lies behind you and what lies before you pales in comparison to what lies within you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just once more. - time

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world... as in being able to remake ourselves. - Mahatma Gandhi

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown

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