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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Banking may well be a career from which no man really recovers. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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22-Feb-2018