College in a Nutshell

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Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards. - Unknown

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. - Garry Trudeau

If you want to succeed, worry less about what college you get into and more about doing your homework, taking care of your chores and being nice to other people. - Jay Mathews

The best narrative is one of infinite love. A spiritual affair - one not of the material world. Intermingled, with no beginning nor end - it will always stand the test of time. - Terry A. O'Neal

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash

A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig

Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity is unconcerned with the color of men's skins, emancipation will be a proclamation but not a fact. - Lyndon B. Johnson


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