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Towards destiny - on the other side



Crossing through Peter's Gate in Heaven

When Heaven can’t wait
Crossing The Chasm one final time

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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

If you want to be the person you ought to be, you've got to welcome competition. - Unknown

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther


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23-Feb-2018