Star Wars Dog Walk

How Dogma became a fervently loyal rookie clone trooper



Star Wars Dog Walk

May the Force be with you, dog walkers

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO. - Cory Doctorow

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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23-Apr-2019