Proof That Elves Exist

Their’s no place like Gnome!

House building in Gnome, Alaska



Mushroom House for Elfs

The World Guide to Gnomes, Fairies, Elves and
Other Little People

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Little men are fond of long titles. - German Proverb

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

It's evaporooted a little bit there. - Archie Bunker

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

See everything. Overlook a great deal. Improve a little. - Pope John XXIII

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes. - Leona Helmsley

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package. - John Ruskin

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

I'm a little worried... Brave New World seems a bit more real everyday. - Solange Nicole

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. - William Shakespeare

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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23-Oct-2019