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Little strokes fell great oaks. - Benjamin Franklin

When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. - Johnny Carson

We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes. - Leona Helmsley

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. - Napoleon Hill

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. - Demosthenes

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

You're not a bad person, you're just a little bit different and I'm a sucker for that. - Robert M. Drake

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

I'd rather have a lot of talent and a little experience than a lot of experience and a little talent. - John Wooden

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Do your little bit of good where you are; it is those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world. - Desmond Tutu

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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21-Mar-2019