Baby Fling Contest

Where Henry got his first fear of heights

Games boys play when it’s their turn to babysit

It was right about then, officer, that Bubba answered his cellphone





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Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

One man with courage makes a majority. - Andrew Jackson

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. - Oscar Wilde

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

It's not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man who says the oath. - Aeschylus

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

Every man has a right to his opinions, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts. - Bernard Baruch

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

A man who has to be convinced to act before he acts is not a man of action. You must act as you breathe. - Georges Clemenceau

Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback, set it up on one side and it tumbles over on the other. - Martin Luther

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

I really believe that more harm is done by old men who cling to their influence than by young men who anticipate it. - Owen D. Young

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

The divinity that shapes our ends is in ourselves... all that a man achieves or fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts. - James Allen

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


see also   Baby,  Redneck  &  Safety  Sections
Acrophobia  - fear of heights (and probably high-strung fathers)

Attention Span
Babysitting Kids
Falling Picture
OCD Ball Pit
Redneck Time Out
Unattended Children
 

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Temple Car

Netherlands Parking Lot

Model T Snowmobile

Tulip Snowpath

New Audi

Tower of Hammocks

Family Birthday Reminder

Dead Batteries

Ostrich Bush

Tetris Cake

T-Rex Shadow

Ordnance Table

Wine Bibber

Redneck Wireless Selfie

Tylenol Ban

GoosePrints

Louisiana Potholes

Cheers!

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19-Feb-2019