Baby Fling Contest

Where Henry got his first fear of heights

Games boys play when it’s their turn to babysit

It was right about then, officer, that Bubba answered his cellphone

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Two monsoons are the age of a man. - Bombay Proverb

Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

The best way to hold a man is in your arms. - Mae West

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William C. McAdoo

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry. - Abraham Lincoln

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca

No one is more liable to make mistakes than the man who acts only on reflection. - Vauvenargues

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

By persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. - Oscar Wilde

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

The gentle mind by gentle deeds is known. For a man by nothing is so well betrayed, as by his manners. - Edmund Spenser

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Be not afraid of greatness
some men (people) are born great
some achieve greatness,
and some have greatness thrust upon them. - William Shakespeare

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison

see also   Baby,  Redneck  &  Safety  Sections
Acrophobia  - fear of heights (and probably high-strung fathers)

Attention Span
Babysitting Kids
Falling Picture
OCD Ball Pit
Redneck Time Out
Unattended Children

Hubcap Shine

Wooden Owl

One Way Repairs

Polar Breath

Nice Try, China

Enough Art Supplies

Earth Day Memories

Italian Fire Exit

Scottish Lawnmower

Self Confidence

Wrong On So Many Levels


Which Way Cupcakes

Woman Argument

Fat Monkey Sculpture

Buddha Is Watching You

Picnic Boat Launch

Carnations vs. Roses

After Easter Bunny

Manitoba Spring Day
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