Guitar Boat

“While my guitar gently weeps...”

John Lennon preferred to ride his guitar



Guitar Boat on water

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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Record Company

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

Not to mince words, Mr. Epstein, we don't like your boys' sound. Groups of guitarists are on the way out. - Brian Epstein

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham


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