Redneck Divorce

Ain’t spoke to your wife in some time?


Jethro and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer.

Suddenly Bubba says, “Think I’m gonna divorce the wife - she ain’t spoke to me in over 2 months.”

Jethro spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, “Better think it over... women like that are hard to find.”


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17-Jul-2019