I met a fairy today who said that she would grant me one wish.
“I want to live forever,” I said.
“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!”
“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their butts!”
“You crafty devil,” said the fairy.
Genie & Political
40th Wedding Anniversary
Cowboy’s Gift From Revenue Canada
Nice Try, China
Enough Art Supplies
Earth Day Memories
Italian Fire Exit
Wrong On So Many Levels
Which Way Cupcakes
Fat Monkey Sculpture
Buddha Is Watching You
Picnic Boat Launch
Carnations vs. Roses