The Perfect Dog

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The Perfect Dog

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

You rarely meet a wino with perfect pitch. - George Carlin

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? - Vladimir Nabokov

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect. - Vince Lombardi

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick the Great

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remaining brotherless. - Italian proverb

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. - John Wooden

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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20-May-2019