The Perfect Dog

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The Perfect Dog

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect. - Ted Turner

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? - Vladimir Nabokov

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect. - Vince Lombardi

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

There's no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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23-Oct-2019