The Perfect Dog

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The Perfect Dog

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Perhaps it is our imperfections that make us so perfect for one another. - Douglas McGrath

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. - Mark Twain

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remaining brotherless. - Italian proverb

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. - John Wooden

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru


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16-Jul-2019