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For aging Boy Scouts - always Be Prepared!



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Why Senior Citizens Are More Valuable Than Younger Generations
We have silver in our hair.
We have gold in our teeth.
We have stones in our kidneys.
We have lead in our feet and.
We are loaded with natural gas.

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I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright


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14-Oct-2019