Bathroom Browser - TP Printer
Print RSS news feeds directly onto your toilet paper...
Spend quality time on the throne - make this your next movement!
A biometric
toilet seat uses your weight to determine the best news for you.
From input to throughput to output, recycling has never been so streamlined!
Wireless connectivity, RSS 2.0/Atom compatibility, & a browser-based control
panel
enable you to 'read while you feed' & make better use of your 'down' time...
Two-ply quilt-feed TP recommended for big jobs (single-ply
option available for sensitive Newfies & Rednecks)