Chinese Puzzle Car

If Ikea made cars...

New for 2006, Chinese car, save $$$$, assembly required by customer





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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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18-Jun-2018