Paper Jam or Mouse Jam?

HP Printer Cartridge jam? Must be a mouse-stake.

This was an actual printer jam at John Deere Seeding!
For those of you that are mouse lovers, they did get him out and let him loose...


Printer Mouse Jam





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You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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24-Nov-2017