Love - the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life!
“A guy knows heís in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” - Tim Allen
“I can see from you utter misery, from your eagerness to misunderstand each other, and from your thoroughly bad temper that this is the real thing.” - Peter Ustinov
“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.” - Joan Crawford
“Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.” - Jeff Rovin
“Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.” - Judith Viorst
“Love is the only disease that makes you feel better.” - Sam Shepard
“Love is what happens to men and women who donít know each other.” - W. Somerset Maugham
“Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness.” - Unknown
“The only place youíre sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother.” - Bruce Lansky
“When youíre in love, itís the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life.” - Richard Lewis
Quotes & Valentine Sections
I Love My Job!
Valentine One Liners
Wrap Around Text
Security for a Stripped Bike
Japanese Yen for Downside Housing
2019 Hooters Owl & Birds of Prey Calendars (3)
Hidey Ho, Neighbour!
Ed In Burgh
Safe Working Practices?
Alaska Phone Booth
How to Prepare a Man for His Funeral
Crap Flavoured Instant Noodles
Three Cats Ago
Burnt Out Driver
Bad Hair Day