Tree Hugger’s Environmental Non-Protection
Doctor’s subscription for owl bites
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-hunter,
purchased a piece of forest land.
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to
get a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the
big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked
her. In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got
many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country doctor. She told him
what an environmentalist and anti-hunter she was and how she came to get all the
splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told
her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry lady
demanded, “What took you so long?”
He smiled and then told her, “Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service,
and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area and I’m sorry, but they all turned me down.”
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