Philosophy 101 - The Chair That Doesn’t Exist

Final eccentric college exam


An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.

The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: “Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist.”

Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute. Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all.

His answer consisted of two words: “What chair?”


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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

WYMI - the all-philosophy radio station. - Mike Dugan

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Theoretical physics is actually philosophy. - Max Born

Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. - Ludwig Van Beethoven

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there. - Sydney J. Harris

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly. - Isaac Asimov

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

"I have done my best." That is about all the philosophy of living one needs. - Lin Yutang

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


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