That’s No More, Eh?

Canadian lyrics for Dean Martin’s Italian love song


When the moon hits your eye,
Like a big pizza pie,
That’s amore.

When an eel bites your hand,
And that’s not what you planned,
That’s a moray.

When our habits are strange,
And our customs deranged,
That’s our mores.

When your horse munches straw,
And four bales he eats all,
That’s some more hay.

When Othello’s poor wife,
Becomes stabbed with a knife,
That’s a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight,
Uses swords in a fight,
That’s Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze,
In a damp marshy space,
That’s a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine,
And you tie up her line,
That’s a moor, eh?

When you ace your last test,
Like you did all the rest,
That’s some more A’s!

When on Mt. Cook you see,
An old aborigine,
That’s a Maori.

Alley Oop’s homeland has,
A space gun with pizzazz,
That’s a Moo ray...

A comedian ham,
With the name Amsterdam,
That’s a Morey.

When your last chocolate graham,
Is so full and so crammed,
That s’more.

When you’ve had quite enough,
Of this dumb rhyming stuff,
That’s “No more!”, eh?


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There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

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I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

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It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

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One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

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Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

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Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

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23-Oct-2019