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You got easy regress to safety. - Archie Bunker

Accidents hurt - safety doesn't. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fear is the father of courage and the mother of safety. - Henry H. Tweedy

You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips? - Archie Bunker

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lena Horne

The wise man in the storm prays God, not for safety from danger, but for deliverance from fear. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

One can choose to go back toward safety or forward toward growth. Growth must be chosen again and again; fear must be overcome again and again. - Abraham Maslow


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