Senior Personal Ads
Some
"Senior" personal ads seen in Florida and Arizona newspapers (Who sez seniors
don't have a sense of humor?)
FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious, blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'-4" (used to be
5-6), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt
a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for someone
to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If
you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet
times.
WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share
rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday
nights and still like to play the air guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a
groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my boss collection of eight-track tapes.
MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday,
Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts
including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.