A Newfie went walking down the beach and found a magic lamp. He picked up the lamp and shook it and out came a genie. The genie says, “You found me so you get three wishes.” The Newfie says, “I want a bottomless mug of beer.” * Poof * - the Newfie has a mug of beer in his hand and he chugs it down. It fills back up, and the Newfie says, “Awesome, I’ll have two more of those.” see also   Beer,  Genie  &  Newfie   Sections 40th Wedding Anniversary Blonde Men Emu Order Lawyer’s Genie-ous Catch Marching Genie   Grandma's Controller Tire Rotation Grand Prix Roller Blades Son Shine BachScratcher Under Control Straightjacket Fashion Husband Parking Why Stand In Line? Weight Watchers Bus Bread Pitt Redneck Hayride How To Reduce Complaints at Work Corset Bound Bike Trike

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