A Newfie went walking down the beach and found a magic lamp. He picked up the lamp and shook it and out came a genie. The genie says, “You found me so you get three wishes.” The Newfie says, “I want a bottomless mug of beer.” * Poof * - the Newfie has a mug of beer in his hand and he chugs it down. It fills back up, and the Newfie says, “Awesome, I’ll have two more of those.” see also   Beer,  Genie  &  Newfie   Sections 40th Wedding Anniversary Blonde Men Emu Order Lawyer’s Genie-ous Catch Marching Genie   Nice Try, China Enough Art Supplies Earth Day Memories Italian Fire Exit Scottish Lawnmower Self Confidence Wrong On So Many Levels Reflection Which Way Cupcakes Woman Argument Fat Monkey Sculpture Buddha Is Watching You Picnic Boat Launch Carnations vs. Roses After Easter Bunny

23-Apr-2019