Redneck Piton

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Redneck Rock Climbing Piton

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Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. - Unknown

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari


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21-May-2019