Redneck Piton

Rock Climbing 101 for mechanics



Redneck Rock Climbing Piton

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Climb every Mountie. - Dick Vosburgh

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

I dreamed a thousand new paths... I woke and walked my old one. - Chinese Proverb

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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