Make America Grate Again

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That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

Silence is one of the great arts of conversation. - Hannah More

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

Never was anything great achieved without danger. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

Great wrestlers don't out-muscle; they out-hustle. - Unknown

Don't be afraid to give up the good for the great. - Kenny Rogers

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything. - Ivana Trump

Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings. - Dr. Samuel Johnson

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. - Oscar Wilde

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

A mediocre person tells. A good person explains. A superior person demonstrates. A great person inspires others to see for themselves. - Harvey Mackay

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. - Ann Landers

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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