Drunken Sailor

What to do with the skipper early in the morning



What To Do With A Drunken Sailor

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Write drunk; edit sober. - Ernest Hemingway

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

I have the mouth of a sailor. - Kristen Bell

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - Franklin D Roosevelt

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

But I'm not so think as you drunk I am. - J.C. Squire

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

I was never afraid of anything because I never hurt anyone. I was always an old drunk. - Chavela Vargas

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

I'll sail to Ka-Troo. And bring back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo. A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too. - Theodor Seuss Geisel

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles. - Henry David Thoreau

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. - Napoleon Hill

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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26-Aug-2019