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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

If you want to be the person you ought to be, you've got to welcome competition. - Unknown

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

You might not be able to outthink, outmarket, or outspend your competition, but you can outwork them. - Lou Holtz

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you. - Lao-Tzu

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

Most of the competition was into bulk popcorn because of the major increases in the Drive-In Theatre Outlets. - Orville Redenbacher

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

I find capitalism repugnant. It is filthy, it is gross, it is alienating... because it causes war, hypocrisy and competition. - Fidel Castro

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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