Stop-tional Sign

New Brunswick road sign humour



Stop-tional New Brunswick Stop Sign

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Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory. - Ed Viesturs

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

When my enemies stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping. - Maria Callas

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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19-Jan-2019