Papa Burger

Father and son meat together



Papa Burger - father and son meat together

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Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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