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A closed mouth gathers no feet. - Unknown

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. - Will Rogers

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

It is best to keep your mouth shut and be presumed ignorant than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

Europe is the force that prevents hate from being eternal. We must open our hearts to this new Europe. - Jean-Pierre Raffarin

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. - Terry Pratchett

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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