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Cocoon Stage College Prank

Pranks  for the  College  Freshman

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Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao



 

Soldier Tribute

Peanut Butter Hound

Long Rowboat

Greek Sudoku Puzzles C

Tornado Spout

Fire Face

Angry Birds

Uplifting Water Dispenser

Cat Bowls

School Nap

3 Stages Of A Man's Life

Just Buried

With The Pope

Chain Mail

Who's There?

Unfortunate Sign Burnouts

Daily Trivia J

Saskatchewan Wind Chimes

Ice Cream Rose

Dawn Gone
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18-Feb-2018