Arab Barking Lot

Parking lot sign in Israel’s West Bank

Arabs in Samaria can’t say “P” (i.e. “Panias” becomes “Banias”)



Arab Barking Lot - parking lot sign in Israel's West Bank

During the Arab-Israeli Six-Day War (June 1967) the Israeli army created a unique
Password to identify whether people at border crossings were Israeli or Arab
citizens: the Password was “POPEYE”: Arabs who couldn’t pronounce the letter “P”
pronounced the Password as “BOBEYE” and that’s what the Israeli soldiers
would do - they’d say “BYE-BYE” to them!

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He who becomes a Muslim does so in his own interest. - Abu Bakr

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

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The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

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When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

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The English are not happy unless they are miserable, the Irish are not at peace unless they are at war, and the Scots are not at home unless they are abroad. - George Orwell

Have courage for the great sorrows of life, and patience for the small ones; and when you have laboriously accomplished your daily task, go to sleep in peace. - Victor Hugo

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Peace does not dwell in outward things, but within the soul; we may preserve it in the midst of the bitterest pain, if our will remains firm and submissive. Peace in this life springs from acquiescence to, not in an exemption from, suffering. - Francois de Fenelon

This paranoid Islam, which blames outsider, 'infidels', for all the ills of Muslim societies, and whose proposed remedy is the closing of those societies to the rival project of modernity, is presently the fastest growing version of Islam in the world. - Salman Rushdie

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Being Muslim has become synonymous with pointed questions, with tension and mistrust, even with conflict. It has become a global phenomenon with profound consequences for inter-communal relations, political rhetoric and policies at the local, regional, national and international level. - Tariq Ramadan


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