Texas Diet

Where vegetarians don’t dine

Everything is BIG in Texas - even their diets



Texas Diet





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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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23-Jan-2018