Playground Fun

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Playground Fun

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Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


see also   Kids  Section
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