Playground Fun

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Playground Fun

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To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc. - Edward Abbey

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - Gilbert K. Chesterton

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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