Playground Fun

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Playground Fun

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Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

The true object of all human life is play. - G.K. Chesterton

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - Gilbert K. Chesterton

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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