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Playground Fun

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To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc. - Edward Abbey

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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