Playground Fun

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Playground Fun

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You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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