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Waveboard Ping-Pong - latest sports game

How Bubba plays Ping Pong after too many brewskies

Where one wong move knocked out the Chinese competitor



Warped ping pong table

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


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24-Jun-2018