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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. - Mae West

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Old and new make the warp and woof of every moment. There is no thread that is not a twist of these two strands. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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