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Waveboard Ping-Pong - latest sports game

How Bubba plays Ping Pong after too many brewskies

Where one wong move knocked out the Chinese competitor



Warped ping pong table

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. - Mae West

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


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