Money Machine

Financial relationship for a couple gone wrong

It takes your money and gives you nothing in return - sound familiar?



Money Machine takes your money and leaves you nothing in return

Vending machines with big appetites

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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