Money Machine

Financial relationship for a couple gone wrong

It takes your money and gives you nothing in return - sound familiar?



Money Machine takes your money and leaves you nothing in return

Vending machines with big appetites

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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