Money Machine

Financial relationship for a couple gone wrong

It takes your money and gives you nothing in return - sound familiar?



Money Machine takes your money and leaves you nothing in return

Vending machines with big appetites

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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17-Oct-2017