Ice Cream Thief
Bird food high on calories
Wilbur’s fat-free ice cream cone was for the birds




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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say. - Will Cuppy

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton


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