Ice Cream Thief

Bird food high on calories

Wilbur’s fat-free ice cream cone was for the birds



Seagull steals ice cream cone from person's hand

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Sometime the peacock wish to be the seagull. - Jamaican Saying

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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