Ice Cream Thief
Bird food high on calories
Wilbur’s fat-free ice cream cone was for the birds




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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say. - Will Cuppy

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton


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