Ice Cream Thief

Bird food high on calories

Wilbur’s fat-free ice cream cone was for the birds



Seagull steals ice cream cone from person's hand

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Birds of a feather flock together. - Unknown

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Sometime the peacock wish to be the seagull. - Jamaican Saying

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say. - Will Cuppy

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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20-Oct-2017