Ice Cream Thief
Bird food high on calories
Wilbur’s fat-free ice cream cone was for the birds




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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Sometime the peacock wish to be the seagull. - Jamaican Saying

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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