Dead End

Where time runs out

Sign of a brilliant graveyard deduction



Dead End road sign in a graveyard

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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Alas, I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

Until I die, I'm going to keep doing. My people need me. They need somebody that's not taking from them and is giving them something. - Clara McBride Hale


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21-Feb-2018