Dead End

Where time runs out

Sign of a brilliant graveyard deduction



Dead End road sign in a graveyard

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I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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20-Jul-2017