Cheat of the Year

Finding an alternative to knowing the answers

Teachers now on lookout for students hiding in plain view

When Twitter is more interesting than classroom banter



Cheat of the Year hides cell phone in class

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If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. - WC Fields

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

It is happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust. - Samuel Johnson

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Anonymous

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Some of the finest moral intuitions come to quite humble people. The visiting of lofty ideas doesn't depend on formal schooling. - Alfred North Whitehead

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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Cell Phone Book
Cheat Sheet
Cheating
Cheaters Dilemma
How To Prevent Cheating
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Texting In Class

 

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