Cheat of the Year

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Cheat of the Year hides cell phone in class

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Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

There is not better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. - Jean Giraudoux

One student was mixing my yoga up with other kinds, and I said, 'No, you cannot do that.' You cannot put calamari in the sushi and call it sushi. - Bikram Choudhury

I'm a student of patterns. At heart, I'm a physicist. I look at everything in my life as trying to find the single equation, the theory of everything. - Will Smith

There's so many different ways to cheat. People think infidelity is the way to cheat. I think it's sometimes far worse to emotionally cheat on somebody. - Sandra Bullock

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams

I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump

Most people hate cell phone use on trains - I love cell phone use on trains. What do you want to do - read that report on your lap, or hear about your neighbour's worst date ever? - Liza Mundy


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