Cheat of the Year

Finding an alternative to knowing the answers

Teachers now on lookout for students hiding in plain view

When Twitter is more interesting than classroom banter



Cheat of the Year hides cell phone in class

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If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. - WC Fields

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

It is happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust. - Samuel Johnson

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Anonymous

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Some of the finest moral intuitions come to quite humble people. The visiting of lofty ideas doesn't depend on formal schooling. - Alfred North Whitehead


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