Cheat of the Year

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Cheat of the Year hides cell phone in class

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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

There is not better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. - Jean Giraudoux

One student was mixing my yoga up with other kinds, and I said, 'No, you cannot do that.' You cannot put calamari in the sushi and call it sushi. - Bikram Choudhury

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. - Garry Trudeau

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. - George Carlin

If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash


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Cell Phone Book
Cheat Sheet
Cheating
Cheaters Dilemma
How To Prevent Cheating
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