Cheat of the Year

Finding an alternative to knowing the answers

Teachers now on lookout for students hiding in plain view

When Twitter is more interesting than classroom banter

Cheat of the Year hides cell phone in class

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. - Garry Trudeau

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. - Kate Winslet

If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels

The best narrative is one of infinite love. A spiritual affair - one not of the material world. Intermingled, with no beginning nor end - it will always stand the test of time. - Terry A. O'Neal

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash

I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump

Most people hate cell phone use on trains - I love cell phone use on trains. What do you want to do - read that report on your lap, or hear about your neighbour's worst date ever? - Liza Mundy

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall

see also   College  &  School  Sections
Cell Phone Book
Cheat Sheet
Cheaters Dilemma
How To Prevent Cheating
Texting For Dummies
Texting In Class


Donald Trump Rabbit

Halloween Transformers

Dead Phone

Blonde Car Mirror

Happy Scary Halloween

Halloween Horse

Pumpkin Dentures

How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer

Animal Halloween Costumes

Mr. Tea

Raccoon Stormtrooper

Costume Ride

Chinese Sudoku Puzzles

Funnel Farm


Halloween Lamp

Halloween House

Texas Rocking Chair

Struggling Polls

Coffin Attack
Submissions by Wayne NowazekFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site