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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R. Buckminster Fuller

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W. Somerset Maugham

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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