Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook





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The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever. - Unknown

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Theresa

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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