Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

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I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C.S. Lewis

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

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