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True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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