Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook





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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J. Paul Getty

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Sntayana

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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