Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook





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Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H.L. Mencken

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H.L. Mencken

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Theresa

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W. Somerset Maugham

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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