Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors

We Reserve The Right To Feel Your Bag Up sign

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith

Do it, and then you will feel motivated to do it. - Zig Ziglar

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

I am Irish as a person, but I feel Jewish as an actor. - Harrison Ford

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Happiness is mostly a byproduct of doing what makes us feel fulfilled. - Benjamin Spock

Accept the challenges, so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory. - George S Patton

I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here. - Stephen Bishop

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. - Russell Baker

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

To give and then not feel that one has given is the very best of all ways of giving. - Max Beerbohm

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

The only thing that has ever made me feel old is those few times where I allow myself to be predictable. - Carlos Santana

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet, and making meetings end. - Robert Orben

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

It's really important to stand up for yourself and not always agree with what people say if indeed you don't feel that that's true. - Lily Collins

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

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