Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors



We Reserve The Right To Feel Your Bag Up sign

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I feel a lot of people listen to what I have to say. - Donald Trump

I am Irish as a person, but I feel Jewish as an actor. - Harrison Ford

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The truth of a thing is the feel of it, not the think of it. - Stanley Kubrick

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

I'm saving that rocker for the day when I feel as old as I really am. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally. - Oscar Wilde

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. - Russell Baker

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

Linguistics becomes an ever eerier area, like I feel like I’m in Oz, Just trying to tell it like it was. - Ogden Nash

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling? - Bertrand Russell

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

We'll spend it alone together; we won't have people around. That's the best. I feel really comfortable in a bathrobe. - Donald Trump

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay


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21-May-2019