Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors



We Reserve The Right To Feel Your Bag Up sign

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Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside. - Melba Colgrove

Selling is essentially a transfer of feelings. - Zig Ziglar

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. - Bette Midler

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

When people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. - Oscar Wilde

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

If you want to be a champion, feel like one, and then act like one. - Red Auerbach

I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy. - Jack Nicholson

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. - Milton Berle

You're only as old as you feel is a refrain one hears enough that it must have some truth to it, though your oncologist might disagree. - Edward Hoagland

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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11-Nov-2019