Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors



We Reserve The Right To Feel Your Bag Up sign

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Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside. - Melba Colgrove

Do it, and then you will feel motivated to do it. - Zig Ziglar

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

If you want to be a champion, feel like one, and then act like one. - Red Auerbach

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles. - Elizabeth Hasselbeck

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

For me, there's a kind of absolute power to saying the opposite of what you feel. - Sarah Silverman

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. - Paula Poundstone

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but the feeling of being unwanted. - Mother Teresa

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet, and making meetings end. - Robert Orben

Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling? - Bertrand Russell

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


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15-Dec-2018