Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors



We Reserve The Right To Feel Your Bag Up sign

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Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith

I feel young, but my body doesn't agree. - Bryant Gumbel

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Why does something so bad for you feel so good. - Maria Reveron

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The truth of a thing is the feel of it, not the think of it. - Stanley Kubrick

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. - La Bruyere

I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here. - Stephen Bishop

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. - William Arthur Ward

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Consider the rights of others before your own feelings, and the feelings of others before your own rights. - John Wooden

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I feel more comfortable with gorillas than people. I can anticipate what a gorilla's going to do, and they're purely motivated. - Dian Fossey

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. - Maya Angelou

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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20-Feb-2019