Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors



We Reserve The Right To Feel Your Bag Up sign

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All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling. - Oscar Wilde

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

Poetry is the clear expression of mixed feelings. - W H Auden

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. - Bette Midler

I am Irish as a person, but I feel Jewish as an actor. - Harrison Ford

I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me. - Kris Jenner

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

I feel that the greatest reward for doing is the opportunity to do more. - Jonas Salk

I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here. - Stephen Bishop

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles. - Elizabeth Hasselbeck

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. - Carl W. Buechner

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

To give and then not feel that one has given is the very best of all ways of giving. - Max Beerbohm

For me, there's a kind of absolute power to saying the opposite of what you feel. - Sarah Silverman

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. - Maya Angelou

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It's really important to stand up for yourself and not always agree with what people say if indeed you don't feel that that's true. - Lily Collins

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


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20-Jul-2019