Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors



We Reserve The Right To Feel Your Bag Up sign

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Why does something so bad for you feel so good. - Maria Reveron

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

Poetry is the clear expression of mixed feelings. - W H Auden

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. - Steven Wright

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. - La Bruyere

I'm saving that rocker for the day when I feel as old as I really am. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

For me, there's a kind of absolute power to saying the opposite of what you feel. - Sarah Silverman

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

What is moral is what you feel good after, and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Idealism springs from deep feelings, but feelings are nothing without the formulated idea that keeps them whole. - Jacques Barzun

Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling? - Bertrand Russell

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay


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21-Sep-2018