Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors



We Reserve The Right To Feel Your Bag Up sign

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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

I feel a lot of people listen to what I have to say. - Donald Trump

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

For me, there's a kind of absolute power to saying the opposite of what you feel. - Sarah Silverman

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval


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18-Jun-2018