Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors



We Reserve The Right To Feel Your Bag Up sign

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Happiness is mostly a byproduct of doing what makes us feel fulfilled. - Benjamin Spock

I'm saving that rocker for the day when I feel as old as I really am. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but the feeling of being unwanted. - Mother Teresa

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

About morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

You're only as old as you feel is a refrain one hears enough that it must have some truth to it, though your oncologist might disagree. - Edward Hoagland

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. - Maya Angelou

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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24-Sep-2019