Swim Vacation

Little Johnny goes swimming on his summer holidays




Swim Vacation in flooded playground

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Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday. - Ted Kooser

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


see also   Swimming  Section
Backyard Canadian Pool
Bad Luck Kayaker
Bathroom Diving
Beach Drag
Conch Crab Special to Attract Beach Babes
Drain Swimmer
The Devil’s Swimming Pool
Kelp Us!
Snorkeling in Winnipeg
Suntan For Weight Loss
Underwater Golf
Waterslide & Piranha Sanctuary
Wet Look Waterbed - Wasserbett, Ya?
Wet Tents
Wife Download - Beach Intervention Technique

 

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24-Apr-2018