Baby Sitting Animals

Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten