![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24 A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox My heart is happy, my mind is free. I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump The baby bat Screamed out in fright, 'Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten see also Animal & Baby Sections |
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