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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader


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