Halifax Pirate

Maritime Museum of the Atlantic, Halifax, Nova Scotia

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Hanging of a Halifax Pirate





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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

I'm not a pirate. I'm an innovator. - Ken Dotcom

Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

Do not be afraid; our fate Cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

We are still masters of our fate. We are still captains of our souls. - Winston Churchill

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

To punish me for my contempt of authority, fate has made me an authority myself. - Albert Einstein

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

It seems to be the fate of idealists to obtain what they have struggled for in a form which destroys their ideals. - Bertrand Russell

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later. - Bob Paisley


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20-Oct-2019