Bandage Art

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Bandage Art

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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14-Oct-2019