Fly in the Toilet

Who says you can’t potty train a man?



When I went to the men’s room in the Amsterdam Airport Schiphol,
I saw the fly and didn’t think much about it.
Now I know why it was there!
Fly in the Urinal Process Control

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Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

Lord, give me chastity and self-control, but not just yet. - St. Augustine

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

If you can't describe what you are doing as a process, you don't know what you're doing. - W. Edwards Deming

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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18-Feb-2018