Fly in the Toilet

Who says you can’t potty train a man?



When I went to the men’s room in the Amsterdam Airport Schiphol,
I saw the fly and didn’t think much about it.
Now I know why it was there!
Fly in the Urinal Process Control

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

A kite only flies if it's tethered. - Victor Robert Lee

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it. - Mark Twain

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

I never came upon any of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking. - Albert Einstein

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them. - Jack Kerouac

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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26-May-2018