Fly in the Toilet

Who says you can’t potty train a man?



When I went to the men’s room in the Amsterdam Airport Schiphol,
I saw the fly and didn’t think much about it.
Now I know why it was there!
Fly in the Urinal Process Control

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

You're beautiful, like a May fly. - Ernest Hemingway

A kite only flies if it's tethered. - Victor Robert Lee

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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21-Aug-2018