Fly in the Toilet

Who says you can’t potty train a man?



When I went to the men’s room in the Amsterdam Airport Schiphol,
I saw the fly and didn’t think much about it.
Now I know why it was there!
Fly in the Urinal Process Control

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A kite only flies if it's tethered. - Victor Robert Lee

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Control your own destiny or someone else will. - Jack Welch

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White


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20-Nov-2018