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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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22-Aug-2017