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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel


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21-Oct-2019