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“Future Home Depot employees...”
“Government contractors at it again.”
“1-800-ADOPT-US... please ask for Brad, their fath... um.... case agent.”
“Can of paint... $10
Hardwood floors... $7 per square foot
Plasma TV... $2000
Having a wife strong enough to hold you back... Priceless”
“The warning label 'Keep out of reach of children' got covered up
by a teeny-tiny spot of paint.”
“Mommy said we can't watch that program!”
“Mummy! Daddy! We made you a nice smooth dancing floor
for the party you're throwing tonight! Started on the decoration too!”
“My Kids' Last Day On Earth.”
“Babies gone wild.”
“You missed a spot!”
“Missing: Two boys - last seen like this.
Police and Grandparents fear the worst. Parents refusing to comment.”
“And when we are done here, Mommy, we'll start on YOUR room!”
“Hello, local adoption agency?”
“But, Honey, I only left them for a minute...”
“Well, it's a 'good thing' we bought water-based paint.”
“I heard you tell your friends I was going to be another Picasso. Surprise!
This is my first masterpiece and I made it just for you, Mommy.”
“Look Mommy - We didn't get any on the wall.”
“I heard you tell Daddy to use white out when he made a mistake. Is this what you meant?”
“Mom, you're ruining the surprise. We're not done remodeling the house yet!”
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