Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God, I am American. What are you?
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.
Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?
Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).
Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?
Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin
Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther
A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown
Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader
You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan
God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb
Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch
Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower
An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi
What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine
The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith
God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying
Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti
And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31
I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman
All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln
Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz
The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona
Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean
Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings
Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay
Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown
When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry
The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain
The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie
You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot
None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho
If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets
Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft
Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley
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