Letters to God - From Children

Kids know how to talk God’s lingo


Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?

Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

Dear God, I am American. What are you?

Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.

Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!

Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.

Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.

Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.

Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.

Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.

Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?

Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.

Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.

Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.

Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.

Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.

Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?

Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).

Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.

Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?

Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.

Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.

Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.

Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.

Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.

Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.

Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?

Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.


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Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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23-May-2019