Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God, I am American. What are you?
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.
Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?
Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).
Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?
Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne
God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee
Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley
Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson
In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot
God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown
And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31
I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus
A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain
We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton
When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson
Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers
If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale
I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley
In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini
I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be. - Unknown
Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore
Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner
An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert
Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain
When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry
Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila
If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan
The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain
The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose
I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson
The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler
New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan
God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16
Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell
Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas
Kids & Religious Sections
Dead Sea Fish
God’s Little Instructions
Job Interview With God
John The Baptist Souvenirs
The Eye of God
Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!!
Feel-Good Story of the Year
Newfie Cab Driver - Can You Guess His Number?
Men In Kilts
2 At A Time
Redneck House Move
Circle Of Fear
Kia vs Nokia
Redneck Potter's Wheel
Grandma Needs Help
Friendly BBQ Reminder
Cell Phone Book