Cheap Nascar Racing Thrills

For racing fans who can’t get enough



(1) Turn on your speakers & let the page fully load...
(2) Stare at the Race Car without laughing for 60 seconds...
(3) If you start laughing, consider yourself insane...



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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater


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