Cheap Nascar Racing Thrills

For racing fans who can’t get enough



(1) Turn on your speakers & let the page fully load...
(2) Stare at the Race Car without laughing for 60 seconds...
(3) If you start laughing, consider yourself insane...



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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli


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24-Jun-2018