Cheap Nascar Racing Thrills

For racing fans who can’t get enough



(1) Turn on your speakers & let the page fully load...
(2) Stare at the Race Car without laughing for 60 seconds...
(3) If you start laughing, consider yourself insane...



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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

The trouble with the rat race is that when you get to the top of the pack, you are still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater


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19-Aug-2017